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The millionaire CEO who appeared to snatch a cap from a child at the US Open has issued a cowering apology after his actions went incredibly viral. Piotr Szczerek, who is the chief executive of a paving firm, took to social media on Monday to apologise for the “huge mistake”…

US-based supplement store iHerb has suspended sales of melatonin to Australia following a spike in child overdoses in Western Australia.

“In summary: Fuck Nazis”

At the start of the year, I wouldn't touch an e-reader with a 10-foot pole. Now, I have a clear favourite.

"I don't think they intentionally set out to risk people's lives, but I think through trying to do it under such extremes in an environment where there weren’t really any rules, it was the wild west ... It was always just like, when is someone going to die?"

“Teach me how to learn. I’m not perfect.”

A series of supposed clues saw terms like #trumpdead and #whereistrump soar to the top of trending lists on social media.

But what does it all mean?!?!!?!