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You’ve finished shopping, paid, and headed for the exit. A Walmart employee by the door asks to see your receipt. What do you do?

Ben Richards is running for his life in the trailer for Edgar Wright's 'The Running Man.'

A Costco shopper is accusing the wholesaler’s point-of-sale system of trying to embarrass him whenever he attempts to use his American Express card. TikToker @bewhittenfunny reveals what it’s like to have other shoppers experience his faux pas in a viral clip posted on May 5.

Spend time running (with iconic movie scenes)

A Walmart shopper is demanding answers from the mega-retailer after her watermelon seemingly randomly collapsed in on itself. In a viral clip, Raquel Janae (@gyaldem_ari) shared footage of the aftermath of a Walmart watermelon bursting on her stove top. 

Why read boring paper when you could listen to audio signals beamed into your brain via machine? Now THAT is sci-fi.

A man has a public service announcement for people who drink coffee on airplanes: don’t.

It's not about the might of your arm, but the might of your charm.

It's okay to let characters grow

“It’d be really sweet if that was from a boyfriend,” Danielle Rose says. “But it wasn’t.” Rose (@daniellerose143_) is talking about a bag of personalized MM’s her church youth director gave her when she was 17.

Nostalgia works, guys!