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Donald Trump grins like a 5yo as he gets a second-hand Nobel Peace Prize, but the Nobel Committee soon wipes it off his face

Donald Trump finally got his hands on a Nobel Peace Prize. Not his Nobel Peace Prize or the one awarded to him. But one he accepted anyway.

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Walmart shopper buys Great Value vanilla extract. Then she notices an ingredient that has ‘no purpose’ being in there: ‘Now I can’t buy this anymore’

In the past few decades, ingredient lists on basic grocery items have gotten longer. Products that used to feel straightforward now come with additives most people did not expect or ask for.

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‘Divorce redneck style’: Tennessee man gives wife the house and everything in it in divorce. She’s going to wish she went after his money instead

If you think your divorce was messy, Tennessee just dropped the trailer for the most chaotic breakup of the year. What might have been a “you get the house” win quickly took a hard left into pure petty performance art captured by a peeking neighbor.

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Kansas City woman gets 90-minute massage, tips $25 for it. Then the worker asks her for more: ‘I won’t be going back there again’

Tipping has been a divisive topic among American consumers for years now.

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The 10 Best Romance Movies of the 21st Century

What's the smell in the air? Is it roses? Chocolate? Body odor? No, it's love!

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‘You think I’m friends with your dad?’: Los Angeles Lululemon worker checks out a customer who looks familiar. So she asks who he is—and offends him

Old or young, big or small, any gender and any race—we all love a story about normal people encountering celebrities in the wild. There’s nothing juicier.

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‘I replaced my Rheem water heater twice within 5 years’: Woman’s water heater goes out—and the warranty’s voided. Then a small business owner steps in

Times are tough. Wallets are tight. Small businesses seem to be shuttering daily. But honest, pro-customer, small businesses still exist, and they still very much offer more care and customer service than the megacorporations that threaten to render them extinct.

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‘A packet of soy sauce has more product’: New Jersey woman buys pack of minis from Sephora. Then she sees the insulting Gisou hair oil bottle

New Jersey woman Katie (@llewynthecat) has gone viral after feeling short-changed over a Sephora freebie. But is her upset justified?

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‘I now have glass stuck in my thumb’: PetSmart customer buys Playology cat toy—then claims its dangerous material became embedded in her finger

Buying a pet toy is always a coin toss. On one hand, you never know whether your temperamental cat is going to prefer a state-of-the-art $85 toy over a dilapidated cardboard box. On the other hand, it’s difficult to judge whether a shiny new trinket would be safe for animals—or…

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Trump is dreaming of becoming the Venezuela’s dictator, and his Truth Social post is proof

On January 3, 2026, the United States forces under the leadership of Donald Trump conducted an operation in Venezuela and abducted its president, Nicolás Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores. Trump’s reasoning for the act was that Maduro was a narco terrorist who was poisoning the lives of Americans by…

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‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

Elon Musk has spent years branding himself as a free speech absolutist. On Thursday, he demonstrated exactly how conditional that belief really is. The tech guy is bored, so he wants his president boss to invoke the Insurrection Act for fun. Great America, here we are.

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Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

Donald Trump stood in front of the press and talked for minutes about the Nobel Peace Prize he just received. But he never once managed to name Maria Corina Machado. The president is never beating the dementia/Alzheimer’s allegations.

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After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

Just when it seemed like the government had exhausted every possible way to make milk strange, the White House escalated. We now have Donald Trump as a milkman and a new GOP slogan: “Make Whole Milk Great Again.” Sorry, what was wrong with that earlier?

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Katie Miller makes an ‘Extra ICE’ joke with her Starbucks, but the internet is one step ahead, as always

Timing is everything. And on January 17, Katie Miller managed to pick the worst possible moment to post a joke about “extra ICE.” Miller logged onto X, snapped a Starbucks photo, and decided irony was appropriate. It wasn’t.

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French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

The world thought trade wars between the United States and its allies were relics of the past. However, Trump then threw another tantrum about Denmark not selling him Greenland and announced tariffs on European countries. Macron’s response? Anti-coercion Instrument.

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‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

On Greenland’s protest lines, the famous MAGA slogan has been flipped into something intentionally spiteful and unmistakably clear. The bright red Trump hats now read “Make America Go Away.” It started as a cheeky political parody, but has morphed into a massive public statement.

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Miami man goes to Crumbl. Then he catches a worker doing something that changes his mind about eating there: ‘Insomnia cookies would never’

A Crumbl Cookies shopper in Miami noticed a potential health hazard that’s making him reconsider the company’s soft, tear-apart treats.

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Jimmy Kimmel Used His Awards For a Good Cause: To Bribe Donald Trump to Get ICE Out of Minnesota

Hopefully he takes the bait!

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One Player on ‘The Traitors’ Has Fans Talking With His Grammar Lesson

A hot grammar lesson!

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This conservative influencer got a rude awakening at his Minnesota ICE rally

Who is Jake Lang?

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New York City woman needs mosquito repellant. So she goes to the Victoria’s Secret perfume counter

Pefume has the ability to attract or repel people. Does the same thing apply to bugs? After her travel doctor recommended a specific perfume brand to keep mosquitoes away, she embarked on an adventure to her local Victoria’s Secret to find out for herself.

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35-year-old Texas woman ‘grossly abused tanning beds’ in her teens. This $8 serum from Trader Joe’s has saved her from ‘crepey neck’

A Texas woman says she was considering a pricey laser treatment for crepey skin on her neck, a result of tanning beds two decades earlier. However, an $8 serum from Trader Joe’s may have fixed her concern and saved her thousands.

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A woman gets her lip filler dissolved. Then she’s rushed to the hospital in an ambulance: ‘Did they dissolve it with a baseball bat?’

As lip filler ages, it may migrate to other areas of the face, creating an undesired look. While it’s usually fixable with a simple dissolver procedure, one Australian woman shares her scary experience as a heads-up to others.

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Man walks into Hermes with no purchase history. That didn’t stop them from taking him to the VIP room: ‘Consumerismcore?’

A man has managed to do the ‘unthinkable’ by getting into the Hermès VIP room with zero prior purchase history.

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Woman wants designer shopping bag but doesn’t want to spend $125. Then she finds out Aldi has a $30 dupe: ‘Target has one for $12’

Most people are aware of how expensive designer products are. Easily exceeding hundreds (and sometimes thousands) of dollars, one glance at the price tag is enough to feel the money draining from the wallet. Those who desire brand-name products don’t want to go into debt to snag them. Instead, they…

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