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‘He was tall, handsome—and had Meta glasses’: Austin woman gets hit on by man who calls her ‘thicker than a Snicker.’ Then she checks Instagram later

Most people don’t want to be an unknowing subject in a video for social media. Nowadays, we’re constantly looking over our shoulders in public. And amidst the digital age, content supersedes consent.

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

Artemis II’s “Carroll Crater” Is the Hopecore We All Need Right Now

I'm not crying, you're crying.

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

Epstein enabler and convicted trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is asking for a pardon in return for an explosive bargaining chip

Ghislaine Maxwell, the convicted sex trafficker and longtime associate of Jeffrey Epstein, is reportedly making a significant play for her freedom, offering an explosive bargaining chip in return for a pardon or a reduction in her 20-year prison sentence. Maxwell, who was sentenced in 2021 for assisting, facilitating, and participating…

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

MTG orders Donald Trump to drop to his knees and ‘beg’ for forgiveness over his unholy Easter message

Marjorie Taylor Greene, a figure once known for her staunch support of President Donald Trump, recently delivered a sharp rebuke to the president, asserting he needs to “fall on his knees and beg forgiveness from God” for what she labeled an “evil” Easter Sunday post directed at Iran. This strong…

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

Men Who Made Their Living Supporting Donald Trump Are Now Turning On Him

Alex Jones calls for removing the president

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

Stephen Miller crawls away in humiliation after his latest disaster blows up in his face

Stephen Miller, the well-known architect of President Donald Trump’s most severe immigration policies, has seemingly retreated from the public eye after a disastrous immigration crackdown led to the deaths of two American citizens. This isn’t just a quiet period; it looks like a deliberate move to step back from the…

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

Asian woman shows husband visibly disgusted at her Thai food. Now the internet is clocking them: ‘He doesn’t respect you’

A Thai woman eats a homemade noodle dish at the kitchen table. When she pans the camera over to capture her white husband’s reaction, the internet suggests he’s being “disrespectful” to her.

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

Here we go again, Christian nationalist blames women for America’s issues and questions their right to vote

A pastor with a growing online following has declared that “the majority of women are not capable of responsible voting” and called for the repeal of the constitutional amendment that has guaranteed women the right to vote in the United States since 1920. This latest move comes from Dale Partridge,…

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

‘You’ve lost your marbles’: Piers Morgan can’t hide his secondhand shame and orders Donald Trump to delete that Easter message

Piers Morgan isn’t holding back, openly calling President Donald Trump “embarrassing” and urging him to delete a recent Truth Social post that issued a barrage of threats against Iran. Morgan believes the president has “lost his marbles” following the highly aggravated message shared on Easter Sunday, a day many people…

The Mary Sue · Apr 7

Los Angeles woman recounts her ‘public’ breakup with her therapist, mentions not getting a reaction, then googles her: ‘you’ve lived so many lives’

TikTok user @sophmosca has a crazy backstory about her former therapist, and it’s not what you might think. In a TikTok video she posted two days ago, Los Angeles-based social media personality Soph Mosca shares that at one point she saw a therapist she believed was very good. She emphasized…

The Mary Sue · Apr 7