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New York’s Government Is Really Obsessed With Tweeting About Filling Up Potholes

New York’s official government X account, @NYGov, blew up the internet on April 8 when it posted a rather suggestive PSA. The post said, “it’s hole filling season,” which immediately set off a chain reaction of viral innuendo and memes. This was quickly followed by a more straightforward, but still…

The Mary Sue · Apr 9

‘McSteamy but a little Tom Brady’: California woman meets 51-year-old at restaurant. Then she gives him her number—and lies about her age

We all have spotted people in public that we find attractive. And if we’re lucky, the person returns the feelings by making the first move. When we give them our number, it usually means we’re interested in getting to know them.

The Mary Sue · Apr 9

North Carolina woman goes hunting for ‘hidden items’ inside T.J. Maxx. She didn’t expect it to pay off so well: ‘Wow, this is a horrible thing to do’

T.J. Maxx customers sometimes shove items they want to come back for into nooks and cranies around the store, hoping another shopper won’t buy them. Viewers of a now-viral video accuse one woman of breaking girl code by seeking out the hidden items.

The Mary Sue · Apr 8

‘This must stop’: Even Mark Kelly is shocked as Donald Trump goes further than anyone thought

Senator Mark Kelly expressed absolute disbelief on April 7, 2026, over President Donald Trump’s latest statement that “A whole civilization will die tonight,” emphasizing in a post on X that such words had never been uttered by a President of the United States before this morning. Kelly, a seasoned veteran…

The Mary Sue · Apr 8

‘Made a promise’: Gavin Newsom exposes the most shameless lie Trump ever fed to the American people

California Governor Gavin Newsom has once again brought President Donald Trump’s ‘President of Peace’ claims under intense scrutiny, highlighting a stark contrast between the president’s promises and his recent actions. On April 7, 2026, Newsom took to X, posting a direct challenge to the narrative Trump has consistently presented. 

The Mary Sue · Apr 8

Marjorie Taylor Greene demands the 25th Amendment be invoked to end Donald Trump’s mass extinction threat

In a truly unexpected turn, former Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has called for President Donald Trump to be removed from office, advocating for the invocation of the 25th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. This sudden shift marks a significant moment, especially considering Greene’s history as a staunch ally of the…

The Mary Sue · Apr 8

‘Will finally end’: Donald Trump just threatened to erase a whole civilization

President Donald Trump announced a two-week ceasefire with Iran on April 7, 2026, just hours after posting a chilling message on Truth Social that warned of an entire civilization’s demise. This temporary halt to hostilities came about 90 minutes before a final deadline the president had set for Iran to…

The Mary Sue · Apr 8

18yo New Jersey waitress made thousands of dollars off an old man. Then he asked her for a photo and she never saw him again: ‘I wasn’t thinking’

Working in Atlantic City usually means dealing with high rollers and bad bets. But one TikTok creator’s time as an 18-year-old waitress involved with an old man is off the charts.

The Mary Sue · Apr 8

‘Enough’: Hakeem Jeffries finally finds his voice after Donald Trump’s Iran threat

Hakeem Jeffries has urged Congress to immediately put an end to the escalating war in Iran. His plea came hours after President Donald Trump issued a chilling threat on Truth Social, suggesting that an entire civilization could face obliteration. Jeffries, the top Democrat in the House of Representatives, directly called…

The Mary Sue · Apr 8

Donald Trump delivers a bizarre message that somehow manages to be even weirder than expected

President Donald Trump’s address for the Easter Egg Roll came off as a comedy sketch for a late-night show. Instead of talking about the event, Trump began rambling on about the Iran war and the stock market—issues that kids couldn’t comprehend. It wouldn’t have been inappropriate if the event were…

The Mary Sue · Apr 8