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Allow me to be your concierge to this meme that's not exactly easy to find unless you're already in the know.

Can't we just hug it out?

A Texas woman went to her local Walmart for home decor and pasta, only to be followed throughout the store wherever she walked. 

Walking into Hermès and asking for a Mini Kelly like it’s a latte order is apparently the fastest way to get laughed at. An Atlanta man went viral after calmly requesting the elusive bag—only to be met with polite chuckles and a firm “no” from the sales associate. 

Not necessarily kid friendly

No, this isn’t satire.

Republican Thomas Massie and Democrat Ro Khanna are planning on bringing “inherent contempt” charges against the United States Department of Justice head, Pam Bondi, for her failure to maintain transparency in the Jeffrey Epstein case. The United States Representatives made this announcement while appearing on a news programme for CBS…

To be fair, I'd watch Christopher Nolan direct the phone book.

Donald Trump held a rally in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, on Friday night to talk about the economy. Or, at least, that was the pretense. In reality, he took several bizarre detours, one of which was his fondness for chair arms and disinterest in women.