
Nick Wright, in his capacity as one of the more famous Kansas City Chiefs fans in the public sphere not named Eric Stonestreet or Paul Rudd, is being made to answer for all of his bold claims about the team that were immediately proven wrong the first time their offensive line encountered a four-man front in Super Bowl LIX. On one hand it's nice to finally see the First Things First host on the wrong side of things after almost three calendar years. On the other the mea culpas are blending into something entirely more maddening, as evidenced on his spot with the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on Thursday morning.
Confronted with a question about Patrick Mahomes now having two objectively bad Super Bowl performances, Wright took listeners on an epic voyage spanning multiple minutes that invoked "the lionization of Michael Jordan's career polluting how everyone views sports" among other issues.