A satirical Instagram post has joked that Megan Fox hired spiritual exorcists to remove her former fiancé, Machine Gun Kelly, from her soul, aura and physical memory. Shared by The Dude Humor Report, the post presents the alleged ceremony as an elaborate response to the former couple's relationship, but labels its content satire and for entertainment only.
The post claims Fox turned to a team of exorcists and shamans after deciding that relationship therapy was not enough. Its fictional account describes a multi-day cleansing involving sage, chanting and supposed blood-pact reversals. It also claims Fox could feel Kelly's 'chaotic energy' leaving her body, before joking that men were asking whether her soul was accepting new applications.
