The federal budget is shit. Let’s be real. It’s a very long and weird set of documents that have all the interesting bits tucked behind walls of numbers and waffle.
As if it wasn’t bad enough, the Treasurer (Josh Frydenberg, if you are as blissfully unaware of politics as we wish we were) gets up and gives a long speech with oddly short sentences filled to the brim with spin. It sucks, and our boss made us watch it so you wouldn’t have to.
