The Latest Articles by Tim Ferguson

The Ferguson Report: Vegans just love their BLTs – bland, lousy and tasteless

An inner-city mandala-tattooed left-winged dodo has apologised for his unconscious bias against unconscious bias. The dodo said, "I'm consciously

The New Daily · Jun 23, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Trump threatens to govern from jail between golf rounds

The next President In Absentia of the United States, Donald Trump, has vowed to campaign and rule from jail.

The New Daily · Jun 16, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Harry takes stand and delivers … not much

Prince Harry has given evidence in court against British newspapers who invaded the bits of his privacy not covered in his autobiography.

The New Daily · Jun 9, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Tinder ghosts Russia without so much as a text

Australians with nothing else to complain about are protesting against drag queens and all the colours of the rainbow.

The New Daily · May 5, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Australia re-imagining its military as completely imaginary

Defence Minister Richard Marles & Marles said, 'We are trying to re-imagine an army which is more mobile and can project.'

The New Daily · Apr 28, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Donald Trump is the world’s most innocent criminal

The show-trials of former/future US President Donald Trump are the hottest anti-climax on Broadway, writes maven of mirth Tim Ferguson

The New Daily · Apr 21, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Eliminating the odours of cooked political leaders past

No matter how hard we try to eliminate pungent odours of past political leaders, their legacy lingers on the palate.

The New Daily · Apr 14, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Liberals say ‘no’ to Voice, Australia says ‘gosh, really?’

Supporters of the proposal are hoping for a conscience vote. Others are pushing for a vote of no conscience.

The New Daily · Apr 6, 2023

The Ferguson Report: Greens save $10b on housing so they can spend $10b on housing later

The Greens have shut the front door on Labor's $10 billion public housing fund because it lacks a rooftop veggie patch. "Trust us," said a Green. "Zero

The New Daily · Mar 31, 2023

The Ferguson Report: UN climate gurus issue their ‘final warning’ before the next one

The Intergovernmental Panic on Climate Change (IPCC) has released yet another disastrous 'final warning' report.

The New Daily · Mar 24, 2023