The Latest Articles by Tim Ferguson

The Ferguson Report: ScoMo walks away Scott-Morrison-free

Tim Ferguson breaks down this week's news – including the multiple ministries of Scott Morrison.

The New Daily · Nov 25, 2022

The Ferguson Report (Satire): Donald and Melania plan romantic ceremony to renew pre-nup

Tim Ferguson breaks down this week's news - including Donald Trump's announcement.

The New Daily · Nov 18, 2022

The Ferguson Report: Australia now a swizzle stick carrier on the world stage

America refuses to confirm or deny its refusal to confirm or deny plans to station B-52 nuclear bombers in a Darwin love shack.

The New Daily · Nov 4, 2022

Tim Ferguson: Rings of Power’s diversity doesn’t include Hobbits with disabilities

A fan of Lord of the Rings spin-off explains the show's inclusion stops at characters with disabilities because "Middle Earth has no wheelchair ramps."

The New Daily · Sep 9, 2022

The Ferguson Report: Peter Dutton wants us all to ‘stop doing that’

As his first oppositional act, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton opposed the Jobs and Skills Summit, saying it should stop ... then slowly reverse.

The New Daily · Sep 2, 2022

The Ferguson Report: Governor-General ‘acts on government advice’ unlike anyone rational

Warning: acting on the advice of the government if your Governor-General does not mean that the "government" has given that "advice".

The New Daily · Aug 26, 2022

The Ferguson Report: Scott Morrison increases unemployment by taking all the jobs

In his latest career move, former prime minister Scott Morrison has revealed he has joined Circus Oz, as a portfolio juggler.

The New Daily · Aug 19, 2022

The Ferguson Report: FBI raid finds proof of Donald Trump witch hunt

The FBI has raided Donald Trump's Mar-A-Lago mansion looking for more evidence of a lack of evidence.

The New Daily · Aug 12, 2022

The Ferguson Report: RBA admits inflation will drop as soon as we all go broke

A complete banker refused to apologise for lowering interest rates to lure first-time buyers. "They'll soon be first-time sellers! At half the price."

The New Daily · Aug 5, 2022

The Ferguson Report: Morrison isn’t making an impression on his backbench seat

Scott Morrison's seat in Parliament is filled by a lonely ukulele. Meanwhile, he's in Tokyo trying to explain why he doesn't trust governments.

The New Daily · Jul 29, 2022