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For some, grocery shopping is the modern equivalent of hunting and gathering. There’s something so satisfying about picking that perfectly ripened melon or exquisite cut of meat for your family.

Loved The Song of Achilles but still paying therapy bills due to the emotional trauma you sustained while reading it? Girl, same. You know what’s cheaper than therapy? Drowning your sorrows in new books with actually uplifting endings. If you’re tired of getting your tender fantasy heart stomped by a…

Just when you think the surveillance at Walmart couldn’t be more comprehensive, one worker exposed the level of shopper scrutiny you might not even know exists. But this is leading customers to wonder: is the mega-retailer going too far when it comes to ‘policing?’ 

If there were a global championship for confidently asserting things that are wildly untrue,  Don Jr would be a perennial gold medalist.

Working in the restaurant industry can be demanding and challenging. Serving the public on your birthday might be even worse. Unfortunately, one server learned the hard way that customers could still be difficult and leave a lousy tip on a $70 check, despite knowing it was her special day.

While onboard a plane, passengers have a perfect view of the world as they coast through the sea of clouds: buildings, bodies of water, and landscapes, to name a few. But what about seeing the Earth below you? A Ryanair passenger joked about how she felt she was taking a…

Anyone who’s ever shared an apartment knows that roommates can be…a challenge. However, most disagreements stop at a passive-aggressive text—or, at worst, a yelling match.

A man’s regular trip to Walmart with his kids turned into a viral moment after he noticed what he believed was someone secretly–or not so secretly–watching them in the toy aisle.

Many people get a Ring camera to improve their home security. However, some are claiming that it’s left them more vulnerable than before.

For when this reality gets to be too much.