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So if you want to spend your holidays with Matt Rife, I guess your Christmas wish came true.

A woman was enjoying some alone time in her apartment until a group of men suddenly entered without knowing they were even coming. According to her testimony, she had not consented to the men–who were seemingly maintenance– entering despite being given prior notice. 

On November 9, several news outlets reported on Donald Trump’s arrival at the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida. Soon after, videos of the incident emerged on social media, including platforms like X (formerly Twitter), where people began to voice their displeasure over what they witnessed.

Anyone who’s ordered something online knows the struggle of opening up the box—and discovering that what you ordered isn’t what it seemed.

Nowadays, it’s pretty easy to get whatever food you want delivered right to your door. At least, it’s supposed to be easy.

In Donald Trump‘s Great America, nothing says public service like a weekend at a resort while families wait for their groceries. Right after he blocked SNAP payments for 42 million Americans, the president’s private jet landed in Mar-a-Lago.

Donald Trump announced he’ll end Obamacare by sending people the money himself. What he doesn’t mention is that Americans will still need to buy insurance for healthcare. And from the same companies he’s cutting out.

Since Donald Trump began his second term as president this year, America has faced a series of unfortunate events. It started with the attack on migrant populations, followed by a government shutdown, threats to fire federal workers, imposition of tariffs, and cuts to SNAP benefits.