
Finger sandwiches? Spinach dip? Taco Bell? What is Ethan Hawke eating in bed? The internet wants to know. According to a X post from Complex, Hawke was asked for his opinion on eating in bed. The star’s witty response: ““Is it bad to eat in bed? The question is, to eat what?… I like to eat in bed. But I don’t eat food.”
Feeding the obvious innuendo, the internet has collectively decided to play dumb. “What does he like to eat in bed if it’s not food?? Nobody knows what he’s talking about. Pics might help explain,” says one user, apparently thirsting for visual documentation of Hawke’s late-night snacking habits.