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Girl recounts how she almost committed a crime trying to flirt with an 18yo in primary school. 5 years later, she sees him again: ‘WATTPAD STORY IRL’

Childhood crushes are usually harmless, unless you shoot your shot with stones. Emily Jade (@emiiyjade) recounted how her innocent attempt to flirt nearly resulted in a primary school casualty. It’s equal parts hilarious and embarrassing.

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

A&E staff are left stunned as a man arrives turning Smurf-blue, kicking off a bizarre medical mystery

Tommy Lynch, a 42-year-old construction worker, woke up one afternoon in November to find his skin had turned a shocking shade of blue. This unexpected transformation led to a panicked rush to AE, only for doctors to discover an incredibly mundane, yet hilarious, reason for his Smurf-like appearance.

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

Boston woman drives 7 hours for Baltimore hair appointment. Then the stylist cancels 2 hours before—and refuses to refund deposit

A woman booked an appointment with CP Styles, a Baltimore hair salon, driving seven hours for a last-minute treatment that ended up getting canceled only two hours before the booking would begin. 

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

New Epstein files expose the chilling South American connection, revealing how ‘modeling’ was just a terrifying front

The list of victims keeps growing.

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

You Can Watch Ncuti Gatwa in ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’ Free for the Next Week, so RUN!

This is how professional theatre should be!

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

Woman surprised to see clothes ‘better than Nordstrom’ at Tampa Walmart. But people noticed something else: ‘Were those dynamic pricing boards?!?’

A woman took a chance on Walmart and found some “really cute” basics available in store, including dupes for Anthropologie joggers and some Nordstrom basics. But, commenters were paying way more attention to the prices of the basics rather than the cute apparel. 

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

SXSW ‘I Love Boosters’ Review: God, I Love How Weird Boots Riley Is

'I Love Boosters' is a monochromatic dream.

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

SXSW ‘Wishful Thinking’ Review: Watching Lewis Pullman and Maya Hawke Fall In Love My Destroy the World But It’s Worth Dying For

'Wishful Thinking' is a must-see for the tortured romantic.

The Mary Sue · Mar 13

‘He didn’t believe me’: Woman walks home after fight with her boyfriend. Then a truck squeals to a stop beside her

A woman decided she was going to walk home after getting into a huge fight with her boyfriend. Then, she noticed his truck screeching behind her, which commenters said was a sign that she’s in a healthy relationship.

The Mary Sue · Mar 12

Scientists just uncovered how to spot a devastating disease 25 years early, but only for this specific group

Get ready for some potentially life-changing news, especially if you’re an older woman, because a new blood test might just be able to determine your dementia risk a full 25 years before any symptoms even emerge. This is a huge breakthrough, offering a glimpse into the future of proactive health…

The Mary Sue · Mar 12