Girl recounts how she almost committed a crime trying to flirt with an 18yo in primary school. 5 years later, she sees him again: ‘WATTPAD STORY IRL’

Childhood crushes are usually harmless, unless you shoot your shot with stones. Emily Jade (@emiiyjade) recounted how her innocent attempt to flirt nearly resulted in a primary school casualty. It’s equal parts hilarious and embarrassing.

In a TikTok video with over 290,000 views, Emily recounts the chaotic aftermath of her unique flirting strategy when she was just eight years old. At that age, she could only come up with a plan involving a hoodie and a mountain of gravel.