There’s a deep ugliness and some slippery ethics behind the snail slime beauty boom If gastropods are lucky, another cheap and unlovable source of age-defying secretions will come along soon The Guardian - UK · Apr 20, 2025
No union and forget staff toilet breaks, but hey, at least Bezos can buy Venice for his wedding In a triumph of bling over restraint, the bride will get a hen do in space and a party on a super-yacht The Guardian - UK · Apr 13, 2025
JD Vance may disagree, but this anti-abortion activist isn’t a brutally censored dissident The US vice-president’s avid concern for Livia Tossici-Bolt’s conviction is plain sinister The Guardian - UK · Apr 6, 2025
Who could begrudge Rachel Reeves free tickets when she was, er, just trying to be a good parent? Under a stricter code of conduct, the chancellor and others need only use their judgment on gifts The Guardian - UK · Mar 30, 2025
Still uncertain about Trump? Let Boris Johnson guide you on this ‘very compassionate man’ Some of the president’s Tory fans seem to find the grim reality of the president’s actions invigorating rather than terrifying The Guardian - UK · Mar 9, 2025
Never mind the planet’s fate when the jet set feel the urge to seek out some winter sun Self-denial will save the Earth, we’re told. But big emitters seemingly haven’t had the memo The Guardian - UK · Mar 2, 2025
Elon Musk’s four-year-old son blended in perfectly in the Oval Office with all the other bogeymen Regardless of anxiety by most parents about over-sharing, the president’s aide brought one of his children to the White House The Guardian - UK · Feb 23, 2025
Nimbys. Naysayers. Traitors. Children take note, why learn oracy when insults will do? Keir Starmer’s rhetoric against green campaigners appears to have taken a playground turn The Guardian - UK · Feb 9, 2025
Emmanuel Macron’s got a point: Why shouldn’t we charge tourists to see our treasures? The Louvre’s proposed two-tier fees are a better way to fund museums than iffy corporate sponsorship deals The Guardian - UK · Feb 2, 2025
‘You want to see my eyes, you pay extra.’ The Secret Diary of Melania Trump The first first lady to come back as a brand has launched her own meme coin The Guardian - UK · Jan 26, 2025
As a writer, Neil Gaiman is a serial fantasist. That, it seems, also applies to his feminism Allegations of sexual misconduct are proving hard for fans and friends of the ‘geek royalty’ author to process The Guardian - UK · Jan 19, 2025
What are we paying senior royals for, if not to show up at presidential funerals? Perhaps gran’s grudge against Jimmy Carter explains why Edward, 14th in line, was sent The Guardian - UK · Jan 12, 2025
Visit Afghanistan, land of culture, cricket and women closeted in their own homes Specialist travel companies are using euphemisms to avoid the gender apartheid The Guardian - UK · Jan 5, 2025
Our rarely apologise, never resign bishops don’t deserve comfortable lives in the Lords Denying that sexually abusive priests are their responsibility makes them ripe for removal The Guardian - UK · Dec 22, 2024
The Guardian - UK · Dec 8, 2024 Sorry, archbishop, you need to do a bit more work on your ritual contrition skills In a year of wretched public apologies, Justin Welby beats even Gregg Wallace
The Guardian - UK · Dec 1, 2024 Given the sharenting, let’s hope the little Rees-Moggs inherit papa’s exhibitionism The former MP hasn’t sacrificed all his family’s privacy in TV documentary series. Bathrooms are strictly kept off camera
The Guardian - UK · Nov 17, 2024 There is a moral in Jamie Oliver’s story of stereotypical folk, just not one he intended In offending Australia’s First Nations people, the chef is at least offering a cautionary tale for other celebrity authors
The Guardian - UK · Nov 10, 2024 How long will we stomach sermons from royals made rich by their own charities? Despite their huge untaxed duchy revenues, King Charles and Prince William are still trying to claim the moral high ground
The Guardian - UK · Nov 3, 2024 Cadbury’s ‘snack right’ slogan is hard to swallow when the company is a ‘sponsor of war’ While owner Mondelēz continues to do business in Russia, should we truly just ‘enjoy the moment’?
The Guardian - UK · Oct 27, 2024 The BBC has rehabilitated Michael Gove from Brexit hysteric into genial radio jock In handing him his own series, the corporation is relaunching yet another failed politician
The Guardian - UK · Oct 19, 2024 A society that abhors child cruelty should not tolerate any physical punishment of children Labour should not dither over banning smacking – it is time for England to follow the example set by Scotland and Wales
The Guardian - UK · Oct 13, 2024 Has Boris Johnson new respect for women? Let’s ask the one he calls ‘old grumpy knickers’ In his memoir, the great inseminator has little good to say about the women around him
The Guardian - UK · Sep 29, 2024 Any ice-age telepaths out there? Please explain why Netflix is revisiting Ancient Apocalypse A catastrophe is indeed looming in letting Graham Hancock return with his oddball theories, now with Keanu Reeves in tow
The Guardian - UK · Sep 22, 2024 The lenience of Huw Edwards’s sentence is bad enough, but the explanation is worse A failure to get into Oxford as mitigation for viewing child sex abuse images surely points to a need to review 2012 guidelines
The Guardian - UK · Sep 15, 2024 Unappealing as some life peers are, entitled lords are defending the indefensible Tony Blair’s bodged upper house reform enabled a kind of Garrick Club, with no risk of women