The Latest Breaking News from Jimmy Dimly

Kemi Badenoch channels her fantasies as she launches the Tories’ local election campaign

This wasn’t just a mean-spirited version of Britain, it was also positively deranged

The Guardian - UK · Mar 19

Sir Jim Dim swaps being a failed grandee for new role as cabinet stooge

After a period of well-deserved obscurity following a bungled leadership bid James Cleverly returns to the Tory frontbench

The Guardian - UK · Jul 22, 2025

‘It’s great to be here’: watching the Tories turning farce into annihilation

After Tory MPs send their vaguely normal candidate packing, all the rest of us can do is applaud them for their comic timing

The Guardian - UK · Oct 10, 2024

The power of Rish! All this self-inflicted damage takes a level of slapstick genius

The gambling saga might have been a three-day scandal. Instead he’d let it rumble on until he was almost on his knees

The Guardian - UK · Jun 25, 2024

It’s Jimmy Dimly again for Sunday’s TV interviews as Hunt for Jeremy goes on

Just when you’d expect the Tories to be gearing up for one final election push, their big beasts have gone missing

The Guardian - UK · Jun 23, 2024

Jimmy Dimly shows us how to serve by fronting up latest Tory gimmick

Home secretary sent out to explain why national service is a great idea that has nothing to do with luring Reform voters

The Guardian - UK · May 26, 2024

Rish! cowers in No 10 as mob demands peace in lawless London

Prime minister suffers acute fear and loathing whichever side of the looking-glass he chooses to live in

The Guardian - UK · Feb 29, 2024

Don’t worry, little people. Nicola Sturgeon can run this Covid inquiry for you

What about these missing WhatsApp messages? Who better to decide what is relevant than the former first minister herself?

The Guardian - UK · Jan 31, 2024

Jimmy Dimly lights our way to the glorious gospel of Rish!

The home secretary, faithful apostle of an unerring PM, imparted new principles of truth for a new year to his doubtful listeners

The Guardian - UK · Jan 2, 2024

Rwanda bill has Tories outcompeting each other to new levels of insanity

Not even the death of an asylum seeker on the Bibby Stockholm can rein in MPs’ fervour to trample over the international law

The Guardian - UK · Dec 12, 2023