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Kemi Badenoch channels her fantasies as she launches the Tories’ local election campaign

This wasn’t just a mean-spirited version of Britain, it was also positively deranged

The Guardian - UK · Mar 19

Is this the Tory leadership race or the seventh circle of hell?

The woeful standard of wannabe leaders – KemiKaze, Jimmy Dimly, Honest Bob – proves the Tories’ masochistic need to be abused

The Guardian - UK · Oct 1, 2024

In search of clout in Tory race, Jimmy Dimly brings on the Shappster

There is still fun to be had in Westminster as James Cleverly and Kemi Badenoch kickstart their leadership campaigns

The Guardian - UK · Sep 2, 2024

A Tory party addicted to chaos enters its next stage of self-destruction

Both Rishi Sunak and James Cleverley have privately denounced the Rwanda bill in the past. Yet here they are, backing it…

The Guardian - UK · Jan 17, 2024

Jimmy Dimly lights our way to the glorious gospel of Rish!

The home secretary, faithful apostle of an unerring PM, imparted new principles of truth for a new year to his doubtful listeners

The Guardian - UK · Jan 2, 2024

Rwanda bill has Tories outcompeting each other to new levels of insanity

Not even the death of an asylum seeker on the Bibby Stockholm can rein in MPs’ fervour to trample over the international law

The Guardian - UK · Dec 12, 2023

Jimmy Dimly pretends he’s serious about fantasy Rwanda treaty

Home secretary manages to keep straight face as he claims government is not ‘in search of easy answers or quick publicity’

The Guardian - UK · Dec 5, 2023

Sunak and his useful idiots pile reset upon reset in race to oblivion

Sent out to front up on immigration, James Cleverly claimed the old plan had been nothing to do with the PM

The Guardian - UK · Dec 4, 2023

Let off lightly on migration, Cleverly is brought back for a sorry farce

Jimmy Dimly was prepared only to apologise for things he hadn’t said – how dare anyone doubt his word

The Guardian - UK · Nov 27, 2023

James Cleverly lines up with post-truth brigade on Rwanda shambles

Any uncomfortable facts can simply be airbrushed out of history by an act of parliament, Jimmy Dimly reveals

The Guardian - UK · Nov 16, 2023