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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

Sunak and his useful idiots pile reset upon reset in race to oblivion

Rishi Sunak and James Cleverly
Rishi Sunak and his home secretary, James Cleverly. Photograph: Victoria Jones/PA

Time has lost its meaning. No longer linear. The Newtonian laws of physics discarded. Rather, time now bends and twists, reaching back on itself. Forget the circular, we are now moving forwards into the past. The present becoming ever more fragmented into an 11-dimensional world. Each with its own reality and space-time continuum. Things are now out of date before they’ve even happened.

Not so long ago, a government published its legislation programme at the beginning of each parliament. MPs on all sides more or less knew where they stood. No more. Rishi Sunak has created a quantum government. One that’s racing ever faster to oblivion. It began with the first reset. A month or so after he took office. That reset crashed and burned. Of course it did. He’s hopeless. The politician who is rubbish at politics.

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