The Latest Breaking News from Gwynnie

'How Old Am I?' Gwyneth Paltrow Hilariously Reflected On Her Life After Interaction With Jacob Elordi

I get it, Gwynnie!

Cinemablend · Jan 13

Gwyneth Paltrow Is ‘Horrified & Embarrassed’ Her Famous Pal Explosively Shat All Over Her Bed

Folks, we finally know what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks about the mysterious bed shitter who fled the scene of the crime (AKA her house in Montecito).  Apparently, some insiders close to the stinky incident have claimed she was “horrified” by the whole shebang. As she should be! ICYMI, there was a…

Pedestrian.tv · Jul 16, 2024

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mystery Hamptons Bed Shitter & Dasher Has Apparently Been Revealed

"The story goes that a recent houseguest of Gwynnie's catastrophically shat themselves in bed while staying there, then fled back to the city so they didn't have to face the music."

Pedestrian.tv · Jul 4, 2024

OPINION - My question for Gwyneth Paltrow — why go skiing in the first place?

Poor Gwynnie. She’s in the dock in Utah at the moment channelling serious ‘I only eat bone broth’ energy where she is being sued by a retired optometrist who says she skiied into him. He says the opposite.

Evening Standard · Mar 28, 2023

The Bachelors Recap: I Have That Feeling Like When You Almost Orgasm But Then You Don’t

That was... weird.

Pedestrian.tv · Jan 23, 2023

Trying Gwyneth Paltrow's milk bath is not the wellness dream I hoped for

There was only one way to find out the benefits of a milk bath that Gwyneth Paltrow enthused about and that was to plunge into a bath of milk myself

Daily Mirror · Jul 27, 2022