Tam Cowan: I tried saying 50 is the new 30 but it never worked with traffic cops
Our columnist is 53 today but admits: "I’m in worse nick than Liam Gallagher. Grey, receding hair, varicose veins and morbidly obese with the sort of voluptuous man-boobs that would make me odds-on favourite in any wet T-shirt competition".
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