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A customer went inside a Lululemon store to exchange some leggings she purchased in Louisiana. Then, the store’s employees refused to process the exchange, telling her, “ We can’t do an exchange for this one.”

Have you ever received a restaurant dish that wasn’t quite right?

Servers don’t have it easy by any means. While the job can be lucrative by the hour, there’s very little security in how many shifts you’ll actually get. On top of that, you’re dealing with dozens of people a day, all with different moods, expectations, and patience levels.

While in Memphis, an Arkansas-based DoorDash driver went to Aldi to pick up an order. Shocked by the store’s lack of cleanliness, she filmed the rest of her experience. 

A Brewster Street Icehouse worker in Texas showed her audience one bad and tricky part of her job. She has to throw away all of the leftover cheese for the night straight into the trash can. 

Truly reaching new heights.

A Las Vegas woman returned home from Planet Fitness to receive a flirtatious text message from an employee. They allegedly accessed her personal information from her profile. When she reported the incident to Planet Fitness, she discovered that she was not the first woman the employee had done this to. 

Remember when flying used to be fun? Once upon a time, air travel didn’t feel like a game of Russian roulette. Planes were more spacious, tickets seemed to be priced more reasonably, and you could even have a medical emergency mid-flight without fear of being recorded by strangers. Alas, those…

Why settle for one climax when you can have multiple? Wait, that came out wrong.