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Curling up under the blankets with a heating pad can be a relaxing way to stay warm or relieve pain. Although this activity may be a normal ritual for some, can it be harmful? One woman reveals the effects of her friend’s daily bedtime routine.

No one seems to like Justin Baldoni.

You're using him for free labor!!!

On Wednesday, Israel’s prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu accepted Donald Trump’s invitation to join the so-called “Board of Peace” for rebuilding Gaza. The announcement was delivered with straight-faced seriousness by Netanyahu’s office on X. At this point, we can’t help but ask, are these people even hearing themselves?

A shopper was left horrified when she unboxed a swimsuit from Garage. And it’s not the kind of thing you can unsee, either.

A sporting smut crossover for the ages

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Federal agents are supposed to be trained to use the least amount of force possible when making arrests. However, the recent killing of Renee Good by agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis, Minnesota, contributed to people in the United States feeling unsafe.