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Christian Bale Has a Message for Whoever Takes on Patrick Bateman: “Whoever Wants to Give it a Shot, Give it a Pop”

My name is Patrick Bateman...

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

Snowboarder uses new Burton boots. Then she ends up in the ER with two broken ankles. She’s not the only one: ‘I was told it was new technology’

A Vancouver snowboarder just tried out Burton’s newest line of experimental snowboarding boots. Then she ended up in the hospital because her ankles broke. 

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

‘The looks I’d get with my order’: Woman goes to Taco Bell, orders two Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, and then gets body shamed by an old lady

One of the few places you would hope you would not be discriminated against based on your weight is an eatery; however, for TikTok user @juliasaysstuff, that wasn’t the case. On 14 February 2024, Jules uploaded a video to her account recounting her experience of being body shamed at a…

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

‘This is nuts’: Piers Morgan Points to Marco Rubio’s Absurd Justification for Attacking Iran

Broadcaster Piers Morgan criticized Secretary of State Marco Rubio over his comments about the United States’ preemptive strikes against Iran. Rubio insists that there was an imminent threat to the United States, but Morgan doesn’t agree.

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

‘Bro that’s a sovereign country’: Donald Trump’s reaction to Spain refusing to grant access to their bases is ‘we could’ if ‘we want’

It has now become very clear to the American people that Donald Trump will go to any lengths to engage in a blatant display of power. In another example of this behaviour, Trump, after allying with Benjamin Netanyahu, launched an attack on Iran on February 28, 2026, and overthrew its…

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

‘What his mental state is’: Marjorie Taylor Greene warns Donald Trump isn’t ‘joking’ about running for president again

Former House Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is continuing her revenge tour against her once best friend, Donald Trump, with no signs of stopping. Ever since her retirement, and also briefly before that, Taylor Greene has clashed with Trump on multiple fronts, especially over the Epstein files and his refusal to…

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

‘That was evil’: High schooler runs against the school’s popular girl for student government and everyone turned against him. Guess who won?

Every high school hallway turns into a political battlefield once student government election season hits. For TikTok creator John Spina (@johnspinaa), the 2019 race for Class of 2023 Vice President was a literal war zone. 

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

Lindsey Graham Blasts Spain for Refusing to Participate in Trump’s War Against Iran

Pedro Sánchez, the prime minister of Spain, has taken a firm stance against military action in Iran. To that, Senator Lindsey Graham had a few comments to spare.

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

Alan Cumming Takes on the BAFTAs Controversy: “We were all let down by decisions made”

The event's host is speaking out.

The Mary Sue · Mar 4

In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night, DC’s ‘Lanterns’ Teaser Is Here

I love Hal and John already...

The Mary Sue · Mar 4