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Alan Moore? Say less.

The death of far-right activist Charlie Kirk has unleashed a storm of competing narratives, but none more toxic than the partisan spin driven hardest by Donald Trump and his allies. Thankfully, Tucker Carlson has broken ranks to call his own party out on it.

A Toronto woman shares her disgust after finding a foreign substance in her Alani Witch’s Brew energy drink. However, she says that the brand’s response to her discovery was even more alarming.

A woman tries to save time on meal prepping by ordering the Chipotle Build-Your-Own burrito catering set, which is supposed to serve up to six people. However, she says she was shocked to see the tiny portions she recieved in the bag.

Alex, give me "Who I Don't Want to Endorse Me" for $2000

A Starbucks in California refused to write the name a customer provided on their cup. The reason why? She told them to write “Charlie Kirk” on her to-go cup, leading to an exchange that left many people heated in her comments section.

Sorry but Ned Sampson is not Michael Scott.

This is really scary!

While shopping at discount stores, you may find undiscovered treasures on the shelves, especially in the beauty section. Sometimes, they’re hidden in plain sight. A shopping enthusiast urges more than 87,000 viewers to run to their local Dollar Tree after revealing several name-brand beauty products at her store.