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Let's not forget who Max Landis is.

As far as energy drinks go, Alani Nus do feel a cut above the rest—but according to one TikToker, the peach-flavored ones might have an extra little kick.

Denny’s we hardly knew ye. This week, the popular restaurant chain announced that they would be taking the company private on the stock market. Denny’s is a part of a $620 million deal with TriArtisan Capital Advisors, Treville Capital, and Yadav Enterprises. That’s private equity for those of you playing…

House Speaker Mike Johnson has made a name for himself in American politics for all the wrong reasons. Since Trump began his second term as President of the United States this year, Johnson has appeared in front of the media and people on multiple occasions and blatantly lied. His most…

Donald Trump discovered his approval rating had fallen through the floor, so, naturally, he called the floor fake. And he decided to congratulate himself, sitting at the same Oval Office that 63 % of Americans say he’s ruining.

Donald Trump and the Republicans are feeling the pressure of the NYC mayoral elections. With multiple sources predicting a win for “communist” and “socialist” Zohran Mamdani over sexual assaulter Andrew Cuomo and Republican representative Curtis Sliwa, billionaires like Elon Musk are doing everything they can to sway the results in…

After allegedly ending eight wars, United States President Donald Trump now has his eyes on preventing a ninth conflict currently happening in Nigeria. Trump recently expressed his views on this issue while speaking with journalists aboard Air Force One.

Mike Johnson refuses to accept that the majority of Americans believe the ongoing government shutdown is due to the Republicans. Instead, he is once again placing the blame on the Democrats and accusing the media of twisting the facts.

A sitting GOP congressman publicly admitted he wants to punish a political opponent by denaturalizing and deporting him. But here’s the constitutional reality for Randy Fine: you can’t deport a U.S. citizen for their political views.