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When it comes to hotels, safety and security are paramount. Being able to feel safe is essentially the bare minimum that a hotel should provide. However, for TV show host Egypt Sherrod (@egyptsherrodofficial), this expectation wasn’t met.

A Miami, Florida, woman decides to get “gummy bear” breast implants in 2021. However, she discovers that her surgery didn’t go as agreed after she gets into a car accident.

Why is this constantly a thing now?

The Trump administration is ready to go to great lengths to ensure the government functions on their terms. If the ongoing government shutdown wasn’t enough, Trump is now trying to pressure the Democrats into conceding to his demands regarding the funding bill.

While the government is still in shutdown due to a deadlock between Republicans and Democrats over a crucial funding bill, both parties are engaged in a blame game. The Republicans seem to be doing most of the heavy lifting in this situation, but the Democrats are also not giving in.

In his latest pearl-clutching performance, Mike Johnson is scandalized by Democrats using the F-word. Which is adorable, considering his party leader uses it like punctuation. Ever heard of selective outrage?

A woman could’ve gotten herself in trouble after taking a risky flight with a surprise guest. Instead, she brought her dog onto a plane without saying anything and saved herself $125.

MTV just cancelled one of their staple shows as the Paramount restructuring continues. Ridiculousness, starring Rob Dyrdek, is no more as the entertainment giant scrambles to cut costs. TMZ reports that MTV has made the decision this week. This current season will continue, but after that it’s time to hang…

May we all find the perfect duo for this trend.