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For years, Walmart has been the subject of scrutiny for allegedly mislabelling and overcharging its meat products. Across the internet, customers documented themselves weighing packaged meat—in-store or at home—only to find it came up short of the printed number. Now, a woman caught Sam’s Club red-handed after the Member’s Mark…

Nothing says “welcome to New York” like accidentally trying to board a plane armed. A woman on TikTok is going viral after confessing she was unaware of the pocketknife in her bag. Why did she have a pocketknife? Her dad gifted it to her for protection when she moved to…

When he grabs her corset?!

While big budget Hollywood movies tend to focus on supernaturally good looking friend groups finding connection through battles with supervillains, every once in a while a lonely little film shows up to the party. Though that film might be standing against the wall, solo cup in hand, saying that it…

Donald Trump says his DHS blitz fixed Chicago. But the math and the neighborhoods choking on pepper spray tell a different story. It wasn’t a victory; it was a victory-themed propaganda dressed in tactical gear.

The question of whether Donald Trump was involved in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual crimes remains unanswered and will be determined as more details about his case come to light. However, regardless of whether the evidence implicates or exonerates Trump, it does not mean he is completely innocent.

It really should be common sense, but we all know that sense is not that common. At the Wicked: For Good premiere, Ariana Grande was greeting fans along the barrier next to her when a fan somehow broke containment and rushed over to grab her. Co-star Cynthia Erivo immediately stepped…

For Instacart shoppers, no two days are ever the same. The job can be flexible and even profitable when orders line up just right, but it’s also wildly unpredictable.

I'm sorry... WHO is voicing Bowser Jr.?!