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The occasional oddity is all part of the hotel experience—but TikTok user Isabella Olivas (@isabellamolivas) discovered something on another level while staying in what she claims to be a Hilton hotel.

A Wisconsin woman has taken the “put a finger down challenge” to a new level. That is because she has had one of the most “unique” and truly horrifying individual experiences a person can encounter while visiting a Milwaukee bar.

Is George Clooney missing the point?

Donald Trump hosted Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on Monday, December 29, to negotiate peace talks with Russia. The setting alone was already doing damage. Then, Trump decided to add a little performance art with reporters.

Julie K. Brown, whose reporting forced federal authorities to unravel the Epstein-Maxwell prosecution, has now found herself inside the Epstein files. Quite literally. And there’s no explanation why.

The Department of Justice keeps insisting it’s releasing what the law requires. But the documents keep insisting otherwise. In the latest Epstein-file dump, the DoJ republished records from the Giuffre v. Maxwell case. And they dropped two versions of the same document, one mentions Trump and one censored.

Christmas dinner was supposed to be an easy win: hibachi takeout, happy kids, no dishes, no stress. Instead, one Texas mom found herself standing at the counter in tears, the card system malfunctioning, and staff pressing her to pay again for food she’d already been charged for.

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