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These price increases are a bummer.

Sitting in his taxpayer-funded mansion, JD Vance gave the Republican moral decay a new frontier this week. He is now repackaging xenophobia as common sense, declaring it perfectly reasonable for Americans to dislike foreign-speaking people.

Rep. Lisa McClain attempted to lecture Democrats about childish insults during an Oct. 29 press conference. And it would’ve been inspiring if her own party leader wasn’t a man who shares AI poop videos and calls people “Crooked,” “Sleepy,” and “Sloppy” before breakfast.

Tom Nook wants his money, and he’s going to get it. Nintendo of America announced that Animal Crossing: New Horizons is getting a free Ver.3.0 update on January 15! Now, all of us remember the hit Nintendo Switch game that kept people company back in 2020. Animal Crossing: New Horizons…

A California woman quickly noticed a change in attention after getting bangs, specifically, that three demographics of men stopped hitting on her.

In recent times, California Governor Gavin Newsom has emerged as one of the most vocal critics of United States President Donald Trump and his administration. On multiple occasions over the past couple of months, Newsom has stood undeterred against Trump and openly challenged him, drawing sharp criticism from him and…

Currently, Donald Trump seems to be going through a phase of serious intellectual challenges. On several occasions recently, the President of the United States has behaved in ways that have raised eyebrows, indicating a potential cognitive decline.

It’s the 21st century, and you know what that means! It means we’re closer than ever to the sci-fi future of tomorrow! But will that future be utopian or dystopian? Human or alien? Soundtracked by cool synth music or no? Your guess is a good as mine. However, neither of…

Greene might be desperate for reelection, but she has finally grown some functioning brain cells.