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An Orange County woman had been visiting the same hairstylist for six years. Then, that same hairstylist let her know they would need to go their separate ways.

A box so big it needs its own ZIP code shows up at her front door, and now it’s a full-blown Parisian production. In a now-viral TikTok, a bride and her two friends unbox a six-foot mannequin carrying her Dior gown.

Was there an open bar?

Art imitates modern life.

A man from Michigan had the heartbreaking experience of being let go from his job following Christmas Day. After 19 years of loyalty working at Ruby Tuesday, the restaurant unceremoniously ended his employment, despite his working his way up to a general manager position within the company.

Let's not erase who Scott Adams became.

The Department of Homeland Security used its official X account to issue a blunt warning to citizens on Saturday. On paper, that’s a standard “don’t assault officers, or we’ll use law against you” message. In practice, coming from this administration, in this moment, it reads more like a political threat.  

On Friday, President Trump revived his long-running obsession with acquiring Greenland. But he offered a justification so sweeping that it undercuts America’s claim to its own land.

Like why would you ask this?

Was this a waste of Donna Kelce?

The internet is searching for a service dog named Mermaid after a Tampa resident claims they overheard the owner’s boyfriend threatening to get rid of her. Viewers of the now-viral video encourage the owner to choose her dog over the shady boyfriend.