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Imagine you’re snuggled up under your warmest blankets in the most comfortable position on your bed. As you slowly drift off into the land of dreams, it hits you like a ton of bricks: your bladder screams at you to empty it. Reluctantly, you dragged yourself to the bathroom to…

An Ohio woman noticed a Target secret shopper following her around as she tried to shop. So, she decided to follow back. 

A woman is facing backlash online after revealing she called an ambulance during a severe hangover. Many viewers argued the situation didn’t warrant emergency services and accused her of wasting resources.

Who says crime doesn't pay?

Fake check scams remain one of the most common fraud tactics used against Americans, among many just like it.

Newly released FBI emails from 2019 reveal that federal investigators were actively issuing subpoenas to 10 potential Epstein co-conspirators. That record now collides directly with Kash Patel’s sworn Senate testimony. In Sept. 2025, he claimed the Epstein files contained “no credible information” that Epstein trafficked victims to anyone else.

This isn't the first set of accusations.

Well well well...

Wormholes and exotic matter, oh my!

Just when you think New York City has exhausted all its side quests, another one pops up, similar to a true-crime cold open. Except instead of a true-crime ending, the “secret” back room has very convincing Gucci and Louis Vuitton wallets appearing like contraband party favors. TikTok, however, is torn…

A woman stayed over at a guy’s house, only to find something odd in his cabinets. While snooping around the next morning, she noticed black hair sticking out of the container, making it a “hair cabinet.”