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The ‘Heated Rivalry’ Fandom Has A Racism Problem

We need to call these people out.

The Mary Sue · Feb 14

‘It’s sad’: Utah woman is a ‘future Olympian.’ Travel to race in the North American Cup cost her $5,238—out of pocket

A skeleton racer just revealed how much it cost her to compete in the North American Cup as part of Team USA. Out of pocket, TikTok user Gracie (@Oceangirlgracie) spent $5,238. 

The Mary Sue · Feb 14

Woman sends husband to buy Lucerne French Vanilla coffee creamer. Then she gets a text: ‘I would legit break up on the spot’

Sending a man to the grocery store for one item is apparently still a high-risk social experiment in 2025. One woman learned this the hard way after asking her husband to grab Lucerne French Vanilla coffee creamer, only to receive a photo of an entire dairy case.

The Mary Sue · Feb 14

Virginia woman is on hunt for best luggage, gives up on BÉIS. Then she goes to Nordstrom Rack: ‘The entire set is $290’

Choosing the right luggage is important for traveling. Size, durability, and spaciousness can all determine how stressful your trip will be. Since there are many options available, it can be difficult to decide. When she was in doubt, Virginia Beach TikToker Nancy Hoadley (@baconandbeauty) turned to the internet for help.

The Mary Sue · Feb 14

Bari Weiss’ New Company Is Bad. And Now They’re Furious Jacob Elordi Is a Thing

This man is SO angry that people like Jacob Elordi

The Mary Sue · Feb 14

Good Omens Is Coming Back, But With the Neil Gaiman Dark Cloud Over It

What is right or wrong with watching Good Omens season 3?

The Mary Sue · Feb 14

‘I also like the name Cougar-Chella’: Gen X mom makes fake poster for Perimenopause-a-Palooza. Then Alanis Morissette comments. Now it might happen

Why should Gen Z have all the fun? A Gen X mom previously went viral after making a poster for what she calls the Perimenopause-a-Palooza. And the craziest part? Now, it might just happen.

The Mary Sue · Feb 14

HVAC tech addresses her pregnancy. Then she discovers her fiancé’s clever ploy: ‘I’ve been sitting here smoking…the entire time’

A couple calls an HVAC technician fix their heater before a winter storm. The man creates a clever fib to get it fixed faster but doesn’t tell his fiancée, creating an awkward situation when the worker asks her if she’s having a “boy or a girl.”

The Mary Sue · Feb 13

Jason Statham Has Taken on Everything. Now, He’ll Play His Hardest Role Yet: Jason Statham.

I am so seated for 'Jason Statham Stole My Bike.'

The Mary Sue · Feb 13

‘She makes you sign an NDA’: Houston woman goes to celebrity stylist for $800 pixie cut. Then she goes bald 3 days later

There’s so much trust put into hairstylists at a salon. We assume the best, though we hand them the ability to enhance or destroy our confidence within one session. While social media is a useful tool for investigating their work, it not always honest.

The Mary Sue · Feb 13