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The Mary Sue
Gisselle Hernandez

Woman sends husband to buy Lucerne French Vanilla coffee creamer. Then she gets a text: ‘I would legit break up on the spot’

Sending a man to the grocery store for one item is apparently still a high-risk social experiment in 2025. One woman learned this the hard way after asking her husband to grab Lucerne French Vanilla coffee creamer, only to receive a photo of an entire dairy case.

What’s even worse is the text insisting that there wasn’t any. The twist? The creamer was literally in the frame, just waiting to be circled in red like evidence in a true-crime documentary. The internet, naturally, did what it does best: declared this a breakup-level offense and added yet another entry to the ever-growing case file titled Why We Can’t Send Men Shopping.

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