Here's my problem with Kingdom Come: Deliverance—it's simply not finicky enough. It's too straightforward, I am too able to keep its rules and demands in my head, the game does not compel me to keep track of enough small things. Oh, you expect me to put my armour on in a precise order? That's complicated. For babies.
Fortunately, top minds have figured out a way to increase the grognarditude of one of the games industry's foremost grognard RPGs (which, let me be clear, I adore): they've turned it into a board game. Coming, appropriately, out of board game house Czech Games, Kingdom Come: Deliverance – The Board Game is currently up for preorder for the somewhat spicy price—to me, as a man whose board game experience consists of Mouse Trap—of $200.
