Tom Brady does not seem human.
This applies to his performance on the football field, sure. No player in history has won more Super Bowls than his seven or played in more postseason games than his 47 (FORTY. SEVEN). No quarterback has ever been this good in his 40s, let alone thrown for 5,300 yards at age 44.
It also applies to Brady off the field. His bizarre diet eschews strawberries and leans toward rewards like avocado ice cream. His custom-built, gluten-free, meatless meal plan kit looks like zero fun whatsoever.
