Hold onto your brollies folks, Mother Australia is about to experience some triple penetration from three consecutive cold fronts entering through the south. I’m not going to judge her for getting it on, but do her three boyfriends have to soak us all in the process?
Every day we are met with bad news about the weather and it’s starting to get TIRING. The Vitamin D has swiftly left my body, I haven’t seen the sun in weeks and my house has turned into a Jamberoo ride.
Unfortunately, there’s more wretched weather coming our way. Three (yes, THREE) cold fronts will be pushing up into Australia from the Great Australian Bight.
I’m talking walloping winds, thicc ol’ thunderstorms and hefty hail. The usual chaos we’ve come to expect on the great charcuterie board in the sky.
Tasmania, Victoria and NSW are predicted to be the most affected of all the states and territories. On top of all this, BoM has also issued a weather warning for intense wind. I might just step outside, jump up once and get carried away to a country with better weather.
SEVERE WEATHER WARNING for DAMAGING WINDS
For people in parts of Central, East Gippsland, North Central, North East, West and South Gippsland and South West Forecast Districts.
