The excitement is over. Now we have a stable government at last. You can tell because there’s only been one minister resigning in disgrace this week.
This time, it was Gavin Williamson who tried to hang on as all he did was tell people to “slit their throats”.
He has now had to resign under three different Prime Ministers. Soon, we might go a whole 10 days, until Suella Braverman resigns after footage emerges of her organising an illegal dog fighting weekend. She’ll issue a statement, saying: “This took place entirely in my spare time and I’ve already apologised for breeding a ferocious Rottweiler that mauled 150 people in Maidstone.”
