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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor joke voted best in Christmas cracker contest

Nigel Farage Andrew MountbattenWindsor Oasis Claudia Winkleman Sabrina Carpenter Gold

The annual unveiling of the UK’s top Christmas cracker jokes has delivered a fresh batch of topical humour, with gags targeting Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, Oasis, and Sabrina Carpenter among this year’s best.

The winning joke, a pointed quip about the former Duke of York, leads a list compiled from a nationwide competition.

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