Luka Doncic arrived for his first news conference as a member of the Los Angeles Lakers on Tuesday and after days of public fat shaming you half expected him to show up looking like Peter Griffin. Barrels of digital ink have been spilled explaining how the Dallas Mavericks were terrified of Doncic’s conditioning issues, that the idea of offering him a five-year, $345 million extension was so terrifying they felt the need to ship him out of town.
Luka, your response?
