Let us enrich the dignity and glory of the Great Donald Trump‘s nation to the entire world! Let us build a strong and prosperous nation by upholding the great achievements of Trump! Let us glorify the 79th birthday of Trump as an auspicious event noteworthy in the history of America!
As you might have twigged, the above paragraph is (slightly) reworded North Korean propaganda slogans. But, unfortunately, reality is about to catch up with satire, as on June 14 our dear leader is about to fritter away a ridiculous amount of public money on a vanity project that’ll be the envy of every tinpot dictator around the world.
