JULY
Experts are trying to find a way to stop grey squirrels breeding. Here’s my solution. It was reported this week that, due to a chemical imbalance, a man’s sex drive dips when he’s hungry. So there’s your answer to the squirrel problem - take away their nuts…
Please ignore the social media rumours that Boris Johnson got his hairdresser pregnant. Utter nonsense. There’s NO WAY he’s got a hairdresser.