For more than nine years, Will Byers (Noah Schnapp) survived interdimensional kidnapping, psychic possession, and a bowl cut that haunted him well into his teenage years.
But nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, could prepare him for the moment he finally decided to bare his soul in Stranger Things Season 5 Volume 2, and the response has been, for lack of a better word, cosmically unserious and utterly merciless.
