Nobody warned me the Caribbean would be this extra - here’s what went down in St Vincent and Grenada

St Vincent and Grenada - very different twins - (Getty)

When I was sold the idea of a “twin-Caribbean holiday” at two all inclusive hotels, I thought, “Cool! Two lookalike beaches with slightly different turquoise tones, some interchangeable coconut cocktails and buffets that taste of failed life choices. What I got: Beyoncé-backing-dancers dolphins at sunset. Magic trees the literal colours of the rainbow that were not painted but born this way, food glorious food and volcanoes... everywhere.

Whew. If you haven’t guessed - because how could you? This is Grenada and St Vincent.