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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Rob Smyth

Manchester City 1-0 Southampton, Brentford 4-3 Ipswich and more: clockwatch – as it happened

Ipswich Brentford Southampton Manchester City EPL Brighton Aston Villa Bournemouth Edith Wharton Erling Haaland
Manchester City’s Erling Haaland scores an early goal against Southampton at the Etihad Stadium.
Manchester City’s Erling Haaland scores an early goal against Southampton at the Etihad Stadium. Photograph: Michael Regan/Getty Images

And finally, Jamie Jackson was at the Etihad to see you-know-who do you-know-what.

Thanks as always for your company, goodnight.

Writing on-the-whistle match reports is stressful even when nothing happens in the last 20 minutes. So spare a thought for John Brewin who was at Brighton for us today.

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