EVERYONE. It’s the last MAFS Commitment Ceremony and I’m truly so excited to get my life back soon. Are you?
Can’t wait to see how the MAFS
EvelynRupertTahnee and OllieCamLyndalllooksit’s a vibeBronteAlyssaMAFSLaytonMelindaMAFS dinner partyi tucked Bunnings Douche into that couch, FYIi can see clearly now, the pain has goneemotion is moneyi want to speak to the managerMAFS
Resented
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i just have a lot of feelingsMAFSJohn Aikenkissesgo piss girlstanky she-EO MAFSu r still perfect in my eyescontinue to give me hope, TYMAFSAlessandra Rampollanice try sis MAFSyes, king?yes thanks I know, because I said itProud of u baby boiMAFS[inaudible bonding]HarrisonJHBSHWDKHBCDEHKBCEWHu little shitI DIDN’T TUCK U INTO THE COUCH!!!NAAAURRRur tacky and i hate uMAFSMel Schilling1, 2, 3, 4![inaudible disappointment in one’s self]MAFSBAHAHAJVNJRIBVHRand then you said, I want to court you!!I DON’T FKN KNOOOOpleasure doing business with yougo strip somewherenownowmum’s gunna hate it (and you) but fuck itDuncanI cannot win with this womanWHAT THE FUCKyou,because i am reasonableWAAAAAAHthank u for adding an extra 10 minutes to the final vows episodeMAFSit was actually a nice reprievei was busy reading my script for tonight!doesit wasn’t a dealbreaker the first 127 times?stop doing shady shit then broShowpo might not collab with me after this, yeah!!here we fkn goooyou would forget every wedding anniversary, wouldn’t yai GENUINELY think you’re fuckedcharacterstop trying to make GENUINELY happen. It’s not going to happen!didsome alleged text messages say otherwisegimme a leash for my poo! It’s mine!NO. YOU. FUCKING. DIDN’Tall of AustraliaPLEASEi’m go glad she brought this upbut we rollerskate there, ask Lyndall!THE REACTION THOChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.