It might drag on for a while but surely we’re in the last crazy days now. The next stage is that Michael Gove will assure us the Government is united, while firing an air rifle at Liz Truss as she comes out of Downing Street.
She will rush back in to try and save herself – not realising that Grant Shapps has balanced a bucket of pig blood on the door that tips all over her.
On Sunday she spent all day making comments such as: “We MUST cut the top rate of tax. It’s ESSENTIAL, otherwise the country will run out of marmalade and then WE WILL ALL DIE. Nothing will prevent me, NOTHING.”
