Obsessed with Kendall Jenner trying to prove she’s not an out of touch spoiled rich girl by insisting on making her own snack and almost dislocating her shoulder trying to slice a cucumber.
— Brodie Lancaster (@brodielancaster) May 12, 2022
i’m sorry but kendall jenner not being able to cut a mf cucumber the level of privilege to be in your mid/late 20s and not know how to properly cut a vegetable !!!!!! AND THEY PUT IT IN THE EPISODE !!!!
the way kendall jenner proved she has never cut a cucumber in her entire life and was just trying to be relatable to the cameras will never not be funny, hey chef , can you come cut this cucumber for my 26 year old daughter pic.twitter.com/wNW84ZUag0
happy at the viral response her ridiculous antics got. Don’t worry, relatable queen put her in her place.
Khloe spoke on the podcast on Tuesday and laughed at the situation, revealing Kendall is “not happy” at the viral response the video got.
“I’m like, ‘Kendall, God is fair,'” Khloe said, shrugging off Kendall’s woes.
“You’re the most beautiful human being in the world. You have wild-looking toes. God bless. And you can’t cut a fucking cucumber.
“The world is good. Because she’s like … how can you be this fucking perfect? She has this perfect life, this perfect dog, she’s a gazelle of a human being, she walks the runway, she’s all these amazing things. You can’t cut a fucking cucumber?”
I mean, it’s true that you can’t have everything, but also Kendall being annoyed about a viral video when her virality is exactly what funds the lavish lifestyle that allows her to not cut cucumbers is…. ick. Suck it up babe.
“I was just confused why it was positioned this way. We don’t know,” Khloe continued, referencing the bizarre way Kendall held the cucumber as she tried to cut it.
“Please, come over and stay with me for one week. She’ll really cry herself a river, oh, my God,” she joked.
“But I’m going to teach her how to cut a cucumber.”
In case you missed what this all about, please sit down and enjoy the following story.
Picture this: Kendall wants a sandwich and decides to make herself one in the kitchen. Seems like a very normal and not at all viral type of moment, right? Wrong, as can be clearly heard in ‘s attempts at calling a chef before Kendall embarrasses herself.
Too late.
In the , Kendall can be seen standing at a kitchen counter, arms crossed over themselves bizarrely as she unnecessarily contorts herself to… cut a cucumber. Instead of just… swapping her hands around and holding the cucumber from the other end.
While Kendall, trooper that she apparently is, was adamant she wanted to figure out how to cut this alien appendage without severing a finger, Kris constantly suggested calling their chef to just make the sandwich instead. No doubt she could already smell the embarrassment.
The whole clip was hilarious until Kris started calling “chef!” at the end. Ma’am, do you mean to tell me you just… don’t call your chef by their name?! It’s giving .
The video went viral on TikTok for all the wrong reasons and honestly, for a second there I thought would be what sparks the class war.
It baffles me that this was included in . It’s not cute and quirky that Kendall Jenner doesn’t know how to cut a cucumber! It’s an embarrassing showcase of how out of touch this family is! And also, it’s weird for Kendall to be salty about the video going viral when she’s literally an executive producer of the show and allowed it to air.
I’ve never felt my tax bracket more than right now.
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