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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Catriona Stewart

Is my Scottish accent really the problem – or is it just your English ears?

Gary Caldwell being shown a red card by a referee
Gary Caldwell, manager of Exeter City, is shown a red card on 22 March 2025. Photograph: Andrew Vaughan/Getty Images

The worst job I had was in a bank in Sydney, dealing with a life insurance policy called Lite Life Direct. It was tedious, repetitive and oddly stressful, and involved a lot of time on the phone. What made the situation particularly frustrating was that almost no one could understand my Scottish accent.

“Lite Life Direct,” I would say, three, sometimes four times down the line to no avail. Then I would cave: “Loight Loif Direct.” With my faux-Australian pronunciation, suddenly me and the caller would be simpatico.

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