Most high-handicappers are capable of playing good shots and good holes, just not doing so consistently – which is precisely why they are high-handicappers.
So don't moan when they get 'on the green in zero': let them have this rare moment of triumph. Golf is supposed to be fun, so don’t be a killjoy with your moaning or, to you, your utterly hilarious and jolly witty and oh so original comments about bandits.
